Did I Ever Tell You I Love Being on Hold?

So, I just noticed that I added a doctor appointment to my calendar with a date, but no time. Ok, let me just call the office and get that time.

10:30am - Hello! You’re caller #7, please wait for the next available operator.

Ugh, I’ll try later.

3:10pm - Hello! You’re caller #3, please wait for the next available operator.

Ugh, I’ll try again later.

3:43pm - Hello! You’re caller #3, please wait for the next available operator.

Oh, well, guess I’m gonna wait.

3:45pm - Hello! You’re now caller #2, please wait for the next available operator.

3:48pm - Hello! You’re next up! please wait for the next available operator.

3:51pm - Hello! You’re caller #3, please wait for the next available operator.

Say what?

3:55pm - Hello! You’re now caller #2, please wait for the next available operator.

3:59pm - Hello! You’re next up! please wait for the next available operator.

4:01pm - <call dropped>

Guess they’re serious about closing up at 4pm. Time to fill pockets with rocks and walk into the sea. 🫠